- Peaches don't belong in your ear.
- Don't lick the window. That's yucky.
- We don't walk up the walls with our shoes on.
- There's nothing inside of your belly button. It's just a little hole in your belly.
- No, your penis doesn't have a boo boo. The hole is what the pee comes out of.
- Mommy is too big to sit on your lap.
- Please don't put rice down your shirt. It only gets into your belly when you eat it with your mouth.
- Cat litter is not food.
I'm sure there were many other crazy phrases but those stick out most in my mind. What kind of WTF moments have you had with your kids?